Almost there, but ...

The asymptotic approach the end of the project continues.  Slowly, the bathroom is being reassembled.  This involves putting back in the glass:

The cabinets and the lights:

And the all-important accessories :

But, and here is the asymptotic part, there are still a few small details that are yet to be done, as shown by out faithful companion and ever-present marker, the blue tape, complete with Alice in Wonderland instructions:

And some even less clear instructions:

Just as importantly as getting back a working bathroom,  the bedroom that served as the staging area for the project went from this:

Back to this:                                                                      

And this:

So the net gain here was 1 bathroom and 1 bedroom.

And to summarize:

Let's hope this is the last blog entry on this subject.

And on to the next exciting project ....

Stretching Home

If there is one place where Zeno's dichotomy paradox can be observed in action, it is construction. It seems that construction projects tend to slow down as they approach completion.  So it is with our bathroom project.  During the first four weeks, the bathroom was the center of a whirlwind of activity and the site of significant progress.  During the last two weeks, however, progress can only be discerned through time-lapse photography.  As a fan of sailing races, I am used to slow races, but this even tries my patience.

From the last blog entry to today, the only observable progress was that the bathroom was primed and painted.  So we went from floated concrete walls to Blue floated concrete walls.

And today, after a week of inactivity, the crew started reassembling the bathroom.  The first sign of progress was that the zippered isolation cover on the door was removed and bathroom is no longer considered a Level V haz-mat isolation area.

Just as vitally, the throne has been returned to its former place of honor and glory (and it even works):

The rest of the bathroom is also being slowly reassembled:

And in the full richness of time, we hope, we will have, once again, a fully functional bathroom.  Hope, as they often say, is eternal. Our timetable for this remodel, however, is a bit tighter than that.

Let there be grout!

As if installing tiles with millimeter precision was not challenging enough, now all the tiny spaces between the tiles have to be filled in with a concrete-like compound called Grout that comes in a bewildering variety of colors and textures.

So we went from tiles with dark gaps:

to blue/white grout in the gaps:

The floor and tub deck also got their shares of grout:

Of course grout should not be confused with mud, which is something else entirely and is used to level out the surfaces of the walls and hide the less than masterful work of the original drywall installers:

Next step is installing the trim pieces, paint, and reinstalling all the bits and pieces that were taken out, such as the toilet and the cabinet doors.  I guess they are taking their time to do it right, and that's good, but we would all really like to have the bathroom back.

The progress so far

For the busy readers who don't have time, or attention span (Squirrel!) to read all my rambling entries over the last two weeks, here is a quick recap.

Cured and Covered

Never fails.  Just as the beauty of the concrete is fully blooming, someone comes along and covers it with something else.  In the case of the bathroom, we ended up with squares of mud cooked at high temperature, also known as ceramic tiles.

The walls surrounding the tub went from this:

to This:

We even got some decorative trim and matching backsplash behind the faucets:

The floor also got covered with tiles:

And while nothing in construction can ever be considered speedy, the progress has at least been steady, if not brisk, none of which I really care about since the entire object of the exercise appears to be to cover the concrete.  

After the chicken wire, concrete, of course!

I was a little surprised when I came home a few days ago and found that the tile-and-chicken-wire cake was covered with a concrete frosting.  I am not sure what I actually expected, since I knew no chickens were being housed in our bathroom, but I was not expecting a layer of concrete over the existing tiles.

Now all three of the loyal readers of this blog know how much I love concrete, and I would have even been perfectly happy to leave the deck and the walls as raw concrete -- just a lot smoother than what we have here - but as usual, more conventional heads prevailed and we are pressing ahead with the tiles.

Before the tiles can go up, the tub's deck had to be installed, and to my surprise, the entire deck was made from a single piece of white marble that fit snugly around the tub.

This is a vast improvement over the prior deck that was patched together from marble remnants laying around the shop using water permeable grout that leaked like the proverbial sieve.  I guess skill does in fact make a difference.

Next step:  Covering all that amazing concrete with tiles.  It's a little like putting white wash over the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.  I will try to bear the anguish with grace and equanimity.    

de-destruction

It appears that we have turned the corner from destruction to the very early stages of construction.  The first step is to cover the bare studs and insulation with solid boards that will provide a solid resting place for the new tiles:

The next step is pretty old school.  The backer boards are covered with waterproofing material and chicken wire:

And when I say chicken wire, I really mean chicken wire.

Even the original penny tiles that have been uncovered through tile archeology are given the chicken wire treatment.  This probably means that these tiles are not going to be seen by human eyes until the real archeologists dig them up sometime in the far, far, future. That's too bad.  I liked the little blue and white guys.

So in the grand tradition of all construction projects since the dawn of civilization, after making some rapid progress, we must halt all activity and wait for the artisans and stone masons to craft the tub deck from a blank slab of marble.

So, we wait ...